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Twisted wonderland Incorrect quotes #9
F!Mc: Im gonna go look for something to get us out of here ,If you can manage to not to kill each other while i'm gone!
Leona: *rolls his eyes* were not children Herbivore
Malleus: *smiling* Yes, child of man no need to worry about us
F!Mc: Alrighttt you two- *Leaves*
Malleus: *Smile drops* Eat shit and die
Leona: Oh Fuck you, you overgrown lizard
Anonymous asked:
Ego I know you're deep into the Diasomnia viney trenches but I NEED to steal your gaze for a moment and direct it towards the newest Savanaclaw manga chapter. You have to SEE baby Cheka. YOU HAVE TO. PLEASE. PLEASE BELIEVE ME. IT WILL CHANGE THE BABY BEASTMEN LORE YOU HAVE IN MIND (PROBABLY)
egophiliac answered:
hey, I can take a break from obsessively thinking about Diasomnia for thirty seconds in order to – …oh. oh my goodness. what?! like, yes, Cheka is a precious little floofy kitten and I will take three, thank you. but also. the implications?!
So going into the Twisted Wonderland world you had your phone and in your phone you had photos of your old life. Some photos were recent, some not that far in time, and then some reaching your childhood. 
When showing off these photos to your very good friend Malleus one night, he comes across your old childhood photos. You were wearing an adorable costume. Malleus loves it! He can’t get over how cute you were in the tiara and poofy ball gown. It’s a little embarrassing, but it’s also nice to know that he’s not finding you ugly and teasing you about it, unlike somebody you know… Ace, that dick. Anyway! Malleus is just gushing over your photos and comments on how you look like a princess and you respond back with a “Oh yeah that’s right. I wanted to be a princess when I was a kid” Malleus nods his head and swipes to the next photos of you drawing. He asks you about the drawings and you explain that as a child, you were obsessed with finding your True Love. You would imagine that Prince Charming would come to your rescue and sweep you off your feet. Together you would both ride off into the sunset and live happily ever after. Or something like that.
Malleus pauses and puts the phone down. He turns to you and ask
Malleus: “What if you did become a princess?”
You: “How would I be a princess? What, Is there some royal family out there, looking for their long last daughter?”
Malleus laughs and looks deep into your eyes
Malleus: “What if I made you a princess?”
You: “How would you do thaaaaaaaa….. OH WAIT! PAUSE!”
kissin him stupid
w/ the housewardens
in which you were recently gifted a tube of lipstick from grim, you're unsure of where he got it or why he decided it's yours now but it's given you a fantastic idea.
(he probably stole it from vil somehow and wants to place the blame on you..)
note; malleus' is the shortest but the most full of love i swear to goooood but the post itself is quite long
my-delusional-loving